How to know when your watching too much tv....
How to know when your watching too much tv??? When this song runs through your mind(I aplogise if you are offended by satire..I think this is what this is??):
the tv song
tv loves me this i know
the tv guide it tells me so
little minds to it belong
they are weak but the signals strong
yes tv loves me
yes tv loves me
yes tv loves me
the guide it tells me so
families out and gay is in
loving god is now a sin
occult worship is devine
tv loves me, trains my mind
yes tv loves me
yes tv loves me
yes tv loves me
norman lear he tells me so
movie murders with an axe
really helped me to relax
tv guide upon my knee
makes me wish that i could read
NBC loves me
CBS loves me
ABC loves me
Elvira tells me so
comfort me most every night
bathe me in your blueish light
when im tuned in im feeling fine
as i kneel before my little shrine
prophets of the picture tube
sally, oprah and donahue
tells me how things ought to be
pre-digested thoughts for me
dan rather loves me
tom brokoff loves me
dave brinkley loves me
heraldo tells me so
football games and reebok ads
nordic track and weight loss fads
Mezmerize my captive mind
while i sit on my fat behind
yes tv loves me
yes tv loves me
yes tv loves me
the beer ads tell me so
illusions pour from my tv
electroneclabotamy
the truth i found out in the end
from the one who died and rose again
yes jesus loves me
yes jesus loves me
yes jesus loves me
the bible tells me so
-author unknown
Lets read good books!!
tv loves me this i know
the tv guide it tells me so
little minds to it belong
they are weak but the signals strong
yes tv loves me
yes tv loves me
yes tv loves me
the guide it tells me so
families out and gay is in
loving god is now a sin
occult worship is devine
tv loves me, trains my mind
yes tv loves me
yes tv loves me
yes tv loves me
norman lear he tells me so
movie murders with an axe
really helped me to relax
tv guide upon my knee
makes me wish that i could read
NBC loves me
CBS loves me
ABC loves me
Elvira tells me so
comfort me most every night
bathe me in your blueish light
when im tuned in im feeling fine
as i kneel before my little shrine
prophets of the picture tube
sally, oprah and donahue
tells me how things ought to be
pre-digested thoughts for me
dan rather loves me
tom brokoff loves me
dave brinkley loves me
heraldo tells me so
football games and reebok ads
nordic track and weight loss fads
Mezmerize my captive mind
while i sit on my fat behind
yes tv loves me
yes tv loves me
yes tv loves me
the beer ads tell me so
illusions pour from my tv
electroneclabotamy
the truth i found out in the end
from the one who died and rose again
yes jesus loves me
yes jesus loves me
yes jesus loves me
the bible tells me so
-author unknown
Lets read good books!!
YES. YES. YES. I died laughing.
Posted by
Son of Man |
March 14, 2006 5:27 p.m.
Dave... Ken...
Which one of you guys wrote this?
Posted by
Paul |
March 15, 2006 5:54 a.m.
Kerux...sorry brother it wasnt one of us, it was from the radio show Way of the Master(www.wayofthemasterradio.com) from the first hour on March 6th, 2006. It does make you think though?
David
Posted by
TwinsK&D |
March 15, 2006 6:36 a.m.
That is brilliant. Thanks guys. Keep up the great posting.
Posted by
Julian Freeman |
March 15, 2006 11:14 a.m.