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Monday, March 13, 2006 

How to know when your watching too much tv....

How to know when your watching too much tv??? When this song runs through your mind(I aplogise if you are offended by satire..I think this is what this is??):

the tv song

tv loves me this i know
the tv guide it tells me so
little minds to it belong
they are weak but the signals strong


yes tv loves me
yes tv loves me
yes tv loves me
the guide it tells me so

families out and gay is in
loving god is now a sin
occult worship is devine
tv loves me, trains my mind

yes tv loves me
yes tv loves me
yes tv loves me
norman lear he tells me so

movie murders with an axe
really helped me to relax
tv guide upon my knee
makes me wish that i could read

NBC loves me
CBS loves me
ABC loves me
Elvira tells me so

comfort me most every night
bathe me in your blueish light
when im tuned in im feeling fine
as i kneel before my little shrine

prophets of the picture tube
sally, oprah and donahue
tells me how things ought to be
pre-digested thoughts for me

dan rather loves me
tom brokoff loves me
dave brinkley loves me
heraldo tells me so

football games and reebok ads
nordic track and weight loss fads
Mezmerize my captive mind
while i sit on my fat behind

yes tv loves me
yes tv loves me
yes tv loves me
the beer ads tell me so

illusions pour from my tv
electroneclabotamy
the truth i found out in the end
from the one who died and rose again

yes jesus loves me
yes jesus loves me
yes jesus loves me
the bible tells me so
-author unknown

Lets read good books!!









YES. YES. YES. I died laughing.

Dave... Ken...
Which one of you guys wrote this?

Kerux...sorry brother it wasnt one of us, it was from the radio show Way of the Master(www.wayofthemasterradio.com) from the first hour on March 6th, 2006. It does make you think though?

David

That is brilliant. Thanks guys. Keep up the great posting.

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